Watch out! What you think is just a pile of blankets and pillows could actually turn out to be a Great Lurking Toddler-otomus! These creatures are characterized by their love of chicken nuggets and Otter Pops, as well as their ability to blend with their surroundings....
If you stay still and watch carefully, eventually the Toddler-otomus will be overcome by curiosity and peek out of it's protective camouflage.
Sometimes, the Toddler-otomus can be lured out of it's nest with food.
Note the teeth! This could mean that the creature is about to attack!
With the careful use of camera flash, the Great Lurking Toddler-otomus is confused and you can then use snacks to further deter him from pouncing!
Ladies and gentlemen, BEHOLD the Great Lurking Toddler-otomus!
(I'd like to give thanks to Zach for playing the part of the Great Lurking Toddler-otomus.)
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